Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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No antijoke here.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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