Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Okay, after this one then...

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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