Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Black people having a Job.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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