Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Female Athletics

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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