- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Chris Bosh's neck

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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