What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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