- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

A woman is carried out of a bar.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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