Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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