Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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