- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

what's red and horny a red unicorn

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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