- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

France had one revolution

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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