- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Women's Rights..

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

all these jokes are horrible now

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

anti jokes are really funny

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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