- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

I went to school. Then I came home.

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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