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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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