- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

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