Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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Neither have I

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Anti Joke

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