- Anti Joke

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

Caramel Boing.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

Caramel Boing.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

Caramel Boing.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]