What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

roy g biv

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Knock, knock. Come in.

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

What's long and black? A long and black object.

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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