- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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