- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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