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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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