Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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