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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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