- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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