The Big Bang Theory (the show).

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

scraggle is in you pillow case

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Latvia isn't a joke

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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