Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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