What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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