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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

Female rights.

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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