- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

My cat just died.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

Connor is homo

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

The Morman Religion.

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