- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

penis?

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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