- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Barack Obama plays basketball

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Roses are red, Violets are violet

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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