a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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