What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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