There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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France had one revolution

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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