- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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