- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Face...the other white meat!

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What's blue? The sky.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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