in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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