- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why can't february march Because april may

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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