- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

Who's on first? Garvey.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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