My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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