- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

If you have a stroke, call 000

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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