- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Your Mom

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

THe Election

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

YOLO

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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