- Anti Joke

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed wink Parent: whut?

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.