- Anti Joke

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

roses are red poo is poo

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Jordan is pregant

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What is your bill about? Clinton

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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