- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

My cat just died.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

The Morman Religion.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

Connor is homo

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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