- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Adam Chebali has no life

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