Hi, my name is Jake.

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LET

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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Well this is pointless.....

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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