What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Boys have swag, real men have class

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

make me a sandwich! what kind?

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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