- Anti Joke

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

My spelling is horrible

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Logan's gay

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Everybody will die

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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