Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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