What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Skinny people fart less.

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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