A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

France had one revolution

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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