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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Waffles ate my grandma

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

You know whats funny? Women's rights

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

what is 3+3= 8

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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