Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Immigration Laws

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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