- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Women's rights.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Once upon a time a was born

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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