- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

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