1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Knock knock. Get out!!

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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