- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

That is so fetch

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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