- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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