- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Knock Knock Come in

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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