Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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Why didn't he finish his

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why am I writing this...im bored

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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