- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

I was once a hamster.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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