- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

You were born.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What would u like to drink?

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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