Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Smelly Indians.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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