What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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