what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

black people

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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