- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Cliterus

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Jews

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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