Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

I hate blackniggers

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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