- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

What do black people eat? Food.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Whose your daddy? Not me

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